HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via tenderasalover)

I’m in my county’s most racist town and the starbuck’s here only has photographs of white people on their walls…..

soy yo!

Little cousin: ha she looks like lady gaga
urulokid:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog


F UC KMXNGJJ

I was editing a gif to add to our mobile theme and I accidentally made it seem like he’s nodding off

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